Server: irc.subproto.com:7000 (SSL connections only)
It is generally considered good etiquette to introduce yourself to the channel upon entering or engaging with other users for the first time.
HAL9000: Controls the pod bay doors, entertains us with witty comments
Doorman: Announces who has swiped their RFID badge at the front door and entered
Cpucake: Provides details on current 3D print jobs (when available)
NCC-1701: Not really a bot, it's the common-area IRC chat console downstairs at SubProto